I'm just posting these so I have a record of them. I'm going to delete them from the side.
This is a conversation Molly had on her Hello Kitty cell phone while driving home from Grandma's today: "Oh, hello Preston. Nothing, just going home. I'm going trick or treating with Dad when he gets home. Oh yeah, I'm Uniqua. You're a turtle, that's cool. Okay, your majesty. Hi Sheldon (Sheldon is Grandpa's name, by the way). You're in the castle? Okay. Okay, your majesty. What is going on in her head?
Molly: Hey Mom, open your eye so I can poke you in the eyeball. Me: NoooMolly: It's fun!Me: No it isn't. Molly: You can poke me in my eyeball.Me: No thanks
Molly: Mom, what's that? Me: A grasshopperMolly: Oh, what's his name?Me: I don't know. What do you think it is? Molly: Willy. I'm Molly, he's Willy, and Ruby is Lord Farquad. Me: Hmm. That's random. Molly: No, that's Willy.
Molly: Mom, can you do me a favorite?Molly (pushing a beetle around the floor): I pissed him off. Me: What?Molly: He's pissed off at me.Me: Molly! (Thanks for the vocabulary lesson Dad!)
Molly: Mom, are you a man?Me: Nope, I'm a woman. Are you a man?Molly: No, I'm a Polka Palace. I think Roob's a man.Me: Why is Ruby a man?Molly: She's not crossing her legs.