Preface: Molly has a Sleeping Beauty Barbie. She came with a ring that has a big removable pink diamond for the child to wear that matches Sleeping Beauty's crown. Needless to say, that diamond ended up in Molly's mouth and eventually in Molly's tummy.
Well, that was earlier today. Tonight Molly says her tummy hurts. I think it's that big pink Barbie diamond making its way through her digestive system. And this is what Molly tells me:
Molly: Mom, my tummy hurts.
Me: Oh shoot, are you hungry?
Molly: No, I think it's that pink diamond. I got rrhea.
Me: Rrhea? You have diarrhea? Are you okay?
Molly: Yeah, I got the diamond-rrhea. Pink diamond-rrhea.
Oh my gosh, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm dying. Should I be worried about this big pink thing coming out?






